February 2012
105 posts
i don’t have a fucking iphone, so please don’t fucking text me five times in a row.
what if i just impregnated a bunch of girls, and then, in nine months, i’d have a small army of little alecs.
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oh. so, i got into that other show i auditioned for. i don’t think i told you guys. whoops.
Anonymous asked: do find niall horan attractive?
a capella version of “i’ll make a...
Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
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to all of my new followers:
nerdnuggets:
watching cat videos all day
Reblog if your icon is a sex God from the high...
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when you're in class and you're messing around...
but then the teacher calls on you, and you’re like
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when your favorite song comes on
expectations:
reality:
Anonymous asked: Did you like grabbing that ass? ;D
friend: you going to the club tonight?
me: you know how some people say "there's no such thing as a stupid question?" yeah, well, they're wrong.
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Anonymous asked: i think you and tyra banks should go out
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Harry Potter as a romantic comedy.
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i bought a FCKH8 shirt
my bromance with david makransky
my love of chick flicks
the above are reason my mom thinks i’m gay.
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Watchanother fucking question video.
writing my resume for an orientation leader position at school. does “being an annoying twat” count as a skill?
Don't fight hate with hate, fight it with sarcasm....
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I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
fagjars:
sloths always look high
‘woah dude how did i get in this box’
what happens when disney mixes with hip hop? you... →
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Watchthe best way to ask a girl to prom.
Anonymous asked: What if you say no though?
Anonymous asked: If I ask off anonymous will you be my valentine?
sometimes i dance around the room in my boxers at 2am and just pray that my roommates don’t notice.
Anonymous asked: David's face in the last frame is my favorite part of your new video.
i love the misfits title sequence and song.
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